Sunday, August 14, 2016


My Suit Ploy worked! The cute little button at the Air Canada counter (perfect Japanese, but she said she was Korean!) apologised for not putting me in First Class, like I joked, but did put me in one of those exit rows—no seat in front of me! Over the WING! My favourite place to die—it'll be extremely fiery, as I will be above the wing tanks.

Yay times a hundred.

My suit finally worked! Look it up: Boeing 767ER, seat 27K!

Yay times five hundred! And maybe there will even be no one next to me! She made a special request on a phone! For me! Yippee-yip-yip-yipYIP*&*&*&*&*&*&*&(^=^)(^=^)(^=^)(^=^)

Uh, sorry.

Here. This'll take a load off.

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