My Suit Ploy worked! The cute little button at the Air Canada counter (perfect Japanese, but she said she was Korean!) apologised for not putting me in First Class, like I joked, but did put me in one of those exit rows—no seat in front of me! Over the WING! My favourite place to die—it'll be extremely fiery, as I will be above the wing tanks.
Yay times a hundred.
My suit finally worked! Look it up: Boeing 767ER, seat 27K!
Yay times five hundred! And maybe there will even be no one next to me! She made a special request on a phone! For me! Yippee-yip-yip-yipYIP*&*&*&*&*&*&*&(^=^)(^=^)(^=^)(^=^)
Here. This'll take a load off.